Monday, May 2, 2011

Hearing Things

Edward Munch may just have been a mother of two.

I'm sure most moms can relate to this, but it seems that anytime I run the vacuum or take a shower, all I hear are my kids screaming bloody murder. I swear. I turn the water off and there is silence. I turn it back on and it sounds like all hells broke loose in my living room. I thought white noise was supposed to be relaxing. I guess I'm always on high alert. Does motherhood count as a cause for Post Traumatic Stress? In the end I find it more relaxing to take a shower with my whole brood, that way I can keep one eye on them. Calgon, take us away.

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